Ready to light up the night (responsibly, of course)? Our **'My Therapist Recommends Fireworks and Keeping All My Fingers' T-Shirt** is the ultimate **funny t-shirt** for anyone with a brilliant sense of **sarcastic humor**. This **novelty tee** takes a witty jab at **fireworks safety humor** and **therapist safety advice**, making it a standout **graphic tee** for any occasion where safety and laughs intersect. Celebrate **Fourth of July safety** and **Independence Day safety** with a design that humorously reminds everyone about **keeping fingers intact**.
This **humorous tee** playfully combines **therapist finger advice** with common sense, perfect for those who enjoy **fireworks finger jokes** and a bit of **dark humor t-shirts**. It's more than just a shirt; it's a conversation starter about **fireworks injury prevention** and **therapy safety recommendation** with a clever twist. Our **vibrant t-shirt design** ensures the message is clear and captivating. Whether you're searching for **men's t-shirts**, **women's t-shirts**, or just a **cool t-shirt** that’s truly **unique**, this **new design t-shirt** is perfect.
Show off your wit and your dedication to 'fireworks safety sarcasm' – because even your therapist knows the importance of **keeping all my fingers**! Get yours today and spark some laughter (safely, of course).
Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
-Made with medium fabric 5.3 ounces/yards squared which is 180 grams/meters squared, consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable-Machine wash cold, inside out. Avoid dry cleaning, bleaching, or direct ironing on the design
-Spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness
-No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms
-The shoulders have tape for improved durability
-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever
-This is sourced from a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. -This item is certified by Oeko Tex for safety and quality assurance. ----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing.
Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
