Ready for some mischievous Independence Day fun? This 'My Therapist Recommends Fireworks and Alibis' graphic tee is perfect for those who like their patriotism with a side of dark humor and a touch of trouble. This funny t-shirt captures the essence of holiday shenanigans, offering a politically incorrect twist on your therapist's advice. Crafted from premium ringspun cotton, this quality t-shirt offers superior comfort and a soft feel, ensuring you stay relaxed whether you're lighting sparklers or making an escape plan.
Its durable print features a sarcastic design that will spark conversations and illicit knowing grins at any Fourth of July gathering, backyard BBQ, or casual outing. If you appreciate witty remarks, novelty humor shirts, and aren't afraid to show off your edgy personality, this tee is a must-have. It's an ideal choice for anyone looking for a unique holiday t-shirt, a cool t-shirt for men or women, or a gift for that friend who always has an alibi ready. Stand out from the crowd and let your shirt do the talking about your therapist's 'wise' counsel for Independence Day mischief!
Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
-Made with medium fabric 5.3 ounces/yards squared which is 180 grams/meters squared, consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable-Machine wash cold, inside out. Avoid dry cleaning, bleaching, or direct ironing on the design
-Spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness
-No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms
-The shoulders have tape for improved durability
-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever
-This is sourced from a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. -This item is certified by Oeko Tex for safety and quality assurance. ----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing.
Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
