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Random Kumquat Humor Tee: Unhinged Absurdist Funny Fruit Shirt

Random Kumquat Humor Tee: Unhinged Absurdist Funny Fruit Shirt

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Experience singular fashion with our 'I'm So Random, Kumquat' graphic top. This peculiar item genuinely reflects the essence of whimsical comedy, pairing an odd statement with an unexpected citrus motif. It serves as a splendid icebreaker for anyone who enjoys quirky, bizarre, or truly amusing attire. Our novelty apparel stands out prominently, an ideal option for those desiring a genuine aesthetic or a memorable joke present.

Perfect as a white elephant exchange, this design connects with individuals who appreciate sarcasm, irony, or subtly bold wit. Constructed for comfort, this mysterious garment feels soft against skin, providing an expressive outlet to show your distinct character. Excellent for casual gatherings, festivities, or simply infusing playful absurdity into daily wear. Locate your next cherished unique purchase, made to inspire thought and bring forth smiles.

This comical article forms a superb original gift for family, colleagues, or indeed your own self. Incorporate a splash of the unforeseen within your collection of interesting, unusual items and articulate an unconventional spirit. Far more than a tee, it is an affirmation of uncommon flair. Investigate the delightful peculiarity of this strange clothing and make a powerful assertion reflecting only you.

Each piece is crafted to spark dialogue, ensuring your personality shines brightly. Showcase appreciation for odd, unhinged, and completely random expressions. This apparel is fantastic for anyone with a love for the uniquely peculiar, offering an

Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested -Made with medium fabric 5.3 ounces/yards squared which is 180 grams/meters squared, consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable-Machine wash cold, inside out. Avoid dry cleaning, bleaching, or direct ironing on the design -Spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness -No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms -The shoulders have tape for improved durability -The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal -The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever -This is sourced from a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. -This item is certified by Oeko Tex for safety and quality assurance. ----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing.

Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
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