For the dedicated boat owner who knows the true value of a perfectly maintained vessel, this 'Will Swap Children For Teak Oil' shirt captures the ultimate boat maintenance humor. It's a perfect blend of nautical puns and the undeniable obsession with teak wood care, making it an ideal piece of yachting apparel. Whether you're restoring a classic sailboat, applying a marine wood finish, or simply enjoying marina life, this tee speaks volumes. It's a fantastic sailboat gift for anyone deep into coastal living and the expensive boat hobby. Wear it proudly at the boat show or during your next restoration project, showcasing your commitment to a pristine deck, even if it means making a humorous, albeit extreme, sacrifice. This shirt is more than just clothing; it's a statement for those who understand the relentless pursuit of perfection on the water.
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
