This unique apparel piece perfectly captures the witty spirit of anyone who's mastered the art of being just slightly below average Designed for women who appreciate self-deprecating humor and a touch of honest realism, this sarcastic statement tee is a relatable nod to life's everyday struggles and modest achievements It's ideal for the millennial or Gen X individual navigating adulting, overthinking, and the occasional hot mess moment with a cynical yet charming personality.
Whether you're feeling introverted, clumsy, or simply embracing your authentic, flawed human self, this funny shirt speaks volumes without saying too much It's a perfect gift for friends who understand the irony of being a "master of mediocrity," celebrating the humor in burnout, social anxiety, and the chaos of modern life This minimalist, text-based design offers a trendy way to express your mood and lifestyle, making it a unique addition to any wardrobe.
Show off your humble, realistic outlook with this witty, satirical piece that's far from average in its appeal
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability ----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat ----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out! ----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
