Inject some much-needed humor into your Independence Day celebrations with this witty 'My Therapist Recommends Fireworks and Keeping All My Fingers' design Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh about fireworks safety, this shirt cleverly combines therapist finger advice with the inherent risks and fun of Fourth of July festivities It’s a lighthearted take on fireworks accident humor, reminding everyone about the importance of keeping fingers intact while still enjoying the spectacle.
This design is a fantastic conversation starter, blending therapy safety recommendation with the playful sarcasm of fireworks injury prevention Whether you're attending a backyard BBQ or watching a grand display, this tee is a unique way to express your sense of humor about July 4th finger safety It's an ideal gift for friends or family who appreciate therapist safety humor and want to make a statement about independence safety advice without being preachy.
Show off your commitment to fireworks safety sarcasm and enjoy the holiday responsibly, with all your digits accounted for, thanks to your therapist's wise counsel
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability ----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat ----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out! ----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
