Embrace the spirit of slightly questionable counsel with the "My Therapist Recommends Fireworks and Alibis" shirt, the perfect piece of apparel for those who appreciate a dash of mischievous Fourth July fun. This humorous Independence Day gift captures the essence of seeking professional advice only to receive suggestions leaning toward patriotic mischief and spectacular, albeit slightly suspicious, July 4th alibis. If you've ever considered how to perfectly time your fireworks shenanigans while ensuring you have a solid escape plan, this fireworks trouble humor apparel speaks directly to your soul. It’s a fantastic sarcastic July 4th shirt that subtly hints at the therapist bad advice funny shirt trend, making it ideal for anyone who loves therapy humor gift ideas mixed with a rebellious spirit shirt aesthetic.
Wear this funny fireworks and alibis t-shirt to your next gathering and let everyone wonder about your Independence Day fireworks alibi; it's the ultimate conversation starter for the mischief maker t-shirt enthusiast looking for humorous patriotic shirt with quote designs.
----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
