Make a statement without lifting a finger at your next social gathering with this uniquely witty and sarcastic apparel Perfect for those who master the art of effortless contribution, this tee humorously declares, 'My Presence Is My Only Contribution To This Event ' It's the ultimate self-deprecating nod for the introverted, the lazy, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh about adulting struggles and social anxiety.
Crafted for comfort and designed to spark conversation, this text-based statement piece captures a relatable millennial and Gen X mood Whether you're feeling a bit chaotic, a hot mess, or just genuinely honest about your energy levels, this shirt is a perfect parody of modern social expectations It’s an ideal gift for women with a cynical sense of humor, a unique personality, or anyone who finds joy in the ironic and authentic human experience.
Embrace your flawed, raw, and wonderfully average self with this trendy, minimalist tee that speaks volumes without you having to say a word It’s more than just clothing; it’s a mood, a lifestyle, and a testament to the beauty of just showing up
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability ----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat ----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out! ----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
