Embrace the reality of boat ownership with our 'My Life Is A Series Of Boat-related Expenses' shirt, perfect for anyone who understands the unique financial journey of marine life. This funny maritime shirt captures the essence of an expensive hobby, making light of yachting budget challenges and sailing expense realities. It's the ultimate conversation starter for boat owner problems, a humorous nod to the constant flow of marine finance humor. Whether you're navigating marina talk, attending a boat show, or simply enjoying lake life, this tee speaks volumes. It's more than just apparel; it's a badge of honor for those who live the nautical irony, perhaps even defining B.O.A.T as 'Bring Out Another Thousand'. Show off your boat owner pride and your sense of humor about the never-ending boat ownership cost with this unique design, ideal for gifting or adding to your own collection of boat show gear. Celebrate the joys and financial realities of life on the water in style.
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
