Express your true self with this 'My Heart Is Ninety Percent Sarcasm' tee, perfect for anyone who loves to inject a dose of witty humor into every conversation. This design captures a sassy attitude and a fun personality, making it an ideal choice for those who speak their truth with a clever joke and a playful mood. Whether you're a girl who embraces her sharp wit or someone who appreciates a good laugh, this shirt is designed to showcase your unique sense of humor. It’s more than just clothing; it’s a statement piece that celebrates your sarcastic charm. Forget the overly sweet sentiments; this shirt acknowledges that while your heart might be full, a significant portion is dedicated to delivering perfectly timed sarcastic remarks. It's a fantastic gift for friends, a sweetheart with a similar disposition, or anyone who finds joy in a witty comeback. Wear it on a casual date night, a cozy gathering, or just to brighten your everyday with a touch of personality and a whole lot of humor. Show the world your heart beats to the rhythm of sarcasm.
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
