For anyone whose grand ambitions often narrow down to the immediate goal of surviving the work week, this 'My Five-Year Plan Is Just Making It To Friday' apparel perfectly captures that universally relatable sentiment It’s a witty, self-deprecating statement piece designed for the modern adult navigating the daily grind, the corporate struggle, and the constant battle against burnout This humorous tee speaks volumes without saying too much, resonating with millennials and Gen X alike who understand the irony of lofty goals versus the immediate need for the weekend.
Whether you're a hot mess, a master of overthinking, or just someone who appreciates a good dose of sarcastic honesty, this shirt is your new favorite way to express your authentic, sometimes flawed, human experience It’s more than just a funny gift; it's a mood, a lifestyle, and a testament to the everyday survival tactics of the average, yet uniquely resilient, individual Perfect for casual wear, making a statement, or simply acknowledging the chaos of adulting with a smile.
This minimalist, text-based design is trendy and makes an excellent gift for women who appreciate humor and a touch of cynical wit in their wa
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability ----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat ----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out! ----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
