Artisanal. Non-functional. Code. Developer Humor. Tech Gift Tee
Discover the delightful paradox of software development with our 'My Code Is Artisanal And Strictly Non-functional' apparel. This design perfectly captures the ironic humor of the coding life, celebrating those moments when creativity triumphs over logic, and aesthetic appeal outweighs practical application. Ideal for the programmer, software engineer, or computer science enthusiast who appreciates the art of coding, even when it's beautifully broken. It's a witty nod to the countless hours spent on projects that might be more art than function, a testament to the honesty and humor inherent in the tech world. Whether you're a backend dev, frontend wizard, full stack guru, or a dedicated debugger, this piece speaks to the shared experience of technical challenges and the occasional glorious failure. Perfect for remote work, coffee and code sessions, or just showing off your unique developer personality. It's a fantastic gift for anyone in web development, cybersecurity, or IT, from a seasoned expert to an enthusiastic amateur, making a statement about the creative, sometimes chaotic, side of programming.
----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Artisanal. Non-functional. Code. Developer Humor. Tech Gift Tee