For anyone whose daily routine is a delicate balance between the invigorating jolt of caffeine and the relaxing unwind of a good drink, this 'My Body Runs On Bean Water And Booze' apparel is your perfect statement piece It’s a witty nod to the modern lifestyle, where coffee fuels the morning grind and a glass of wine, beer, or a cocktail marks the start of the weekend or a well-deserved party This sarcastic and sassy design captures the essence of survival, energy, and humor, making it an ideal gift for the caffeine addict, coffee lover, or anyone who appreciates a good brew and a spirited beverage.
Whether you're a barista, an office worker, or just someone who understands the need for both liquid gold and a bit of booze to navigate life's daily hustle, this funny tee speaks volumes about your personality and relatable mood It's more than just a shirt; it's a testament to your unique balance, perfect for casual wear, a thoughtful gift for a coworker, or simply to express your ironic take on energy and relaxation Crafted for comfort and style, this piece of apparel is a must-have for those who find humor in their daily routine and embrace their dual fuel sources, from espresso
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability ----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat ----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out! ----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
