This 'My Body Runs On Bean Water And Booze' apparel perfectly captures the daily balance of energy and relaxation. This funny, sarcastic design embodies modern life, where coffee fuels the morning grind and a favorite alcoholic beverage helps unwind. Ideal for the caffeine addict who also appreciates wine, beer, or cocktails, this witty tee makes a relatable statement for anyone balancing work, social life, and personal energy. Whether you're a barista, a busy professional, or a coffee lover who enjoys a spirited drink, this shirt speaks to your unique lifestyle. It's an ideal gift for coworkers, friends, or family who appreciate humor and sassy typography. From morning espresso rituals to evening party vibes, this apparel celebrates the liquid gold that keeps us going and the beverages that help us relax. Show off your personality and mood with this minimalist yet impactful design, perfect for any occasion, from the kitchen to the office, or a casual weekend outing. It's more than just a shirt; it's a declaration of survival and a toast to your daily routine, acknowledging both the wake-up call of dark roast and the soothing sips of your chosen brew.
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
