Start your shift with a dose of humor and a strong cup of coffee with this witty 'May Your Coffee Be Strong And Your Triage Be Low Acuity' design, perfect for any dedicated ER nurse or healthcare professional. This funny apparel celebrates the unique challenges and triumphs of emergency room life, offering a relatable nod to the daily routine of patient care, long shifts, and the constant need for caffeine. Ideal for registered nurses, nursing students, and all medical staff, this shirt is a perfect gift for those who navigate the fast-paced world of triage, trauma, and clinicals with a sense of humor. Show your appreciation for the front-line healthcare heroes who bring peace and expert care to the hospital, whether they're charting vitals, administering meds, or simply making it through a night shift. It's more than just a funny shirt; it's a statement of resilience, a blessing for low acuity, and a testament to the essential role of nurses in medicine and patient well-being. Wear it proudly in the clinic, hospital, or during your well-deserved downtime, reminding everyone that a strong coffee and a calm triage make for a better day in healthcare.

----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability

----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!

----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean