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I'm Just The Ballast Funny Sailing Passenger Boat Weight Humor Tee

I'm Just The Ballast Funny Sailing Passenger Boat Weight Humor Tee

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Perfect for the indispensable, yet perhaps less active, member of any sailing crew, our 'I'm Just The Ballast' tee captures the essence of boat weight humor with a touch of maritime irony. This nautical passenger tee is an ideal sailing crew gift or a witty present for any boat owner who appreciates the lighter side of yachting apparel and lake life. Whether you're cruising the open seas, enjoying a boat party, or even participating in sailboat racing, this shirt is designed for comfort and laughs. It's a fantastic deckhand gift or a fun piece of boat party gear for anyone embracing the cruising lifestyle with a sense of sea salt humor. Show off your role with pride and a chuckle, making it clear you're essential for stability, even if your main contribution is simply being there. A must-have for anyone who loves the water and a good boat joke.

----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability

----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!

----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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