Navigate the often-turbulent waters of boat docking with a smile in our 'I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Giving Docking Directions' shirt. This hilarious tee perfectly captures the unique blend of stress and humor inherent in maritime communication, especially when maneuvering into a tight slip. Ideal for any seasoned captain, a long-suffering deckhand, or anyone who's experienced the marital boat stress of a busy boat ramp drama, this design is a fantastic conversation starter. It's more than just yachting gear; it's a badge of honor for those who master the art of sailing communication without losing their cool – or at least, pretending not to. A perfect sailboat captain gift or a witty addition to any boat owner's apparel collection, it's suitable for marina life, lake house gatherings, or simply sharing a laugh about nautical shouting. Show off your deckhand humor and celebrate the lighter side of life on the water with this unique and comfortable shirt, designed for those who know that sometimes, 'directions' sound a lot like 'arguments'.

----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability

----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!

----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean