For every boat owner who feels the pang of separation during dry dock season, this 'I’m In A Long-distance Relationship With My Boat' tee perfectly captures that unique blend of yachting withdrawal and sailing obsession. It’s the ultimate funny boat tee for those experiencing winter boating blues, a humorous nod to the maritime lifestyle and marina life when your beloved vessel is in storage. This shirt makes an ideal boat owner gift, reflecting the nautical sadness and dry dock humor that only fellow enthusiasts truly understand. Whether you're dreaming of the open water from your lake house or just missing the coastal living vibe, this tee is a witty way to express your unwavering devotion to your boat, even when it's out of sight. Show off your boat storage humor and connect with others who share your passion for the sea, even when landlocked.
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
