Funny 'I Blame My Farts On The Dog' Tee for Witty Pet Owners
Unleash your inner class clown with our hilarious 'I Blame My Farts On The Dog' tee, the perfect statement piece for anyone who loves a good laugh and owns a furry friend. This witty design captures that universally relatable moment when a mysterious 'butt burp' fills the air, and the nearest canine becomes the unwitting scapegoat. Ideal for dog owners, pet lovers, or anyone with a mischievous sense of humor, this shirt is more than just apparel; it's a conversation starter and a testament to the unspoken bond (and occasional flatulence-related misunderstandings) between humans and their beloved pups. Whether you're passing gas discreetly or just appreciate a good toot joke, this tee is designed to bring smiles and knowing glances. It's a fantastic gift for the dog owner who's always trying to be funny, or for yourself if you're known for your quick wit and ability to deflect blame onto your innocent four-legged companion. Show off your playful side and embrace the lighter moments of dog ownership with this unique and amusing garment that perfectly encapsulates the joy of having a dog, even when they're taking the fall for your own 'stinky dog' moments.
----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Funny 'I Blame My Farts On The Dog' Tee for Witty Pet Owners