Hull Integrity Is Just A Suggestion Funny Boat Owner Humor Tee

Hull Integrity Is Just A Suggestion Funny Boat Owner Humor Tee

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For every dedicated boat owner who knows the eternal struggle of maritime maintenance, this 'Hull Integrity Is Just A Suggestion' tee perfectly captures the humorous reality of life on the water. It's the ultimate funny marine shirt for those who appreciate old boat humor, a witty nod to the endless projects and unexpected challenges that come with owning a vessel. Whether you're knee-deep in a boat restoration project, navigating the quirks of yachting, or simply enjoying the salty sailor gear lifestyle, this shirt is a conversation starter. Ideal as a yachting gag gift or a personal statement for anyone familiar with boat owner problems and the unique brand of nautical sarcasm found in the boat yard. Show off your maritime irony and embrace the project boat life with this comfortable, stylish tee designed for those who find humor in the constant battle against the elements and the charming imperfections of their beloved craft. Perfect for sailing enthusiasts, seasoned captains, or anyone who's ever uttered, 'It's fine, it's just a suggestion!'

----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability

----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!

----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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