Relive those unforgettable schoolyard days with our 'Great Big Gobs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts' design, a hilarious nod to the classic playground rhyme that defined a generation. This vintage-inspired piece captures the messy, gross-out humor and silly charm of childhood jokes, bringing a wave of nostalgia for anyone who grew up in the 90s or enjoyed a good, clean (or not-so-clean) laugh. It's more than just a phrase; it's a memory, a shared secret from the schoolyard, perfect for sparking conversations and bringing smiles. Whether you're a kid at heart or looking for a funny gift that taps into retro humor, this design is a perfect blend of playful parody and timeless fun. Embrace the lighthearted spirit of youth and the joy of a truly memorable, if slightly disgusting, song. It's a humorous statement that celebrates the simple, silly pleasures of growing up.

----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability

----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!

----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean