This witty apparel captures the essence of being an 'Expert At Giving Advice I Will Never Follow Myself,' a universally relatable sentiment for many Perfect for the self-deprecating humorist, this sarcastic tee speaks volumes about the irony of life's choices and the struggles of adulting It's a statement piece for those who offer profound wisdom to friends but find themselves navigating their own chaotic hot mess with equal parts charm and clumsiness.
Whether you're a millennial or Gen X, an overthinker, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh at life's imperfections, this shirt is designed for you It's more than just a funny gift; it's an authentic expression of human flaws, a nod to the awkward honesty of our daily struggles, and a celebration of that unique personality that can be both cynical and genuinely helpful Embrace your inner hypocrite with this minimalist, text-based design that's trendy, humorous, and utterly unique, making it an ideal gift for women who appreciate a touch of satirical wisdom in their lifestyle.
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability ----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat ----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out! ----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
