Start your day with a clear warning to the world: no interaction before the vital morning brew takes effect. This witty apparel piece perfectly captures the universal struggle of pre-caffeine grumpiness, making it an ideal statement for any dedicated coffee lover or caffeine addict. Whether you're a fan of dark roast, a smooth latte, or a strong espresso, this design speaks to your daily ritual and the essential energy boost needed to kickstart your routine. It's more than just a funny tee; it's a relatable declaration for those who understand the biological necessity of that first cup of liquid gold. Perfect for the office, a casual morning out, or just lounging at home, this shirt is a great gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a touch of sarcastic humor with their morning motivation. Embrace the silence and peace until your energy levels are perfectly calibrated, and let this minimalist typography design do all the talking for you. It's the ultimate survival gear for anyone navigating the early hours with a need for quiet and a strong dose of caffeine.
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
