Make a splash at the marina with our 'Does This Boat Make My Dock Look Small?' tee, perfect for anyone who appreciates boat size humor and the subtle art of yachting ego. This funny sailing shirt captures the essence of marina life and boat slip humor with a touch of nautical irony. It's the ideal apparel for boat owners, lake house enthusiasts, or anyone living the maritime lifestyle who enjoys a good laugh and a bit of coastal sarcasm. Whether you're navigating the yacht club scene or just enjoying center console life, this tee is a witty conversation starter. It makes a fantastic boat owner gift, celebrating the unique humor found among those who love the water and their vessels. Show off your playful side and embrace the lighthearted competition of the boating world with this unique and stylish statement piece that's sure to get a chuckle from fellow sailors and dock dwellers alike, making every outing more memorable.
----- Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness - Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability
----- Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - No need to Iron - No need to Iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
----- Sizing and Colors -Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!
----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
