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Coffee Because People Funny Sarcastic Witty Morning Routine Apparel

Coffee Because People Funny Sarcastic Witty Morning Routine Apparel

Regular price $12.99 USD
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Start your day with a dose of relatable humor with our 'Coffee Because People' apparel, perfect for anyone who understands the daily grind of social interactions. This witty and sarcastic design speaks volumes before you've even had your first sip, making it an ideal choice for the office, morning routine, or any moment life throws your way. Crafted for the caffeine addict and coffee lover, it's more than just a statement; it's a survival strategy. Whether you're navigating coworker dynamics, facing a busy day, or simply need that liquid gold to boost your energy level, this funny piece captures the essence of modern life's struggles. A fantastic gift for women who appreciate a sassy, minimalist aesthetic and a good laugh, it's designed to bring a smile and a nod of understanding from fellow humans. Express your personality and let this apparel be your daily motivation, reminding everyone why that morning brew is absolutely essential.

----- Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability

----- Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- No need to Iron
- No need to Iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

----- Sizing and Colors
-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!

----- For Sales outside of the United States:
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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