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Ideal as a funny gift idea for birthdays or just because, this unisex funny shirt is more than just novelty apparel; it's a statement of surviving on chaos and making it work against all odds. Show off your amusing apparel and relatable struggle with this popular saying shirt, a comical saying tee that's perfect for everyday casual wear and a great conversation starter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-----  Product features\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-----  Care instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- No need to Iron\u003cbr\u003e- No need to Iron\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e----- Sizing and Colors\u003cbr\u003e-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. 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