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Ideal for those with a dry sense of humor, this unisex tee is a fantastic gift for homeowners, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a good dose of suburban humor and irony. Express your inner thoughts and mental health humor with this statement shirt, perfect for minding your business while still acknowledging life's embarrassing moments. It's more than just apparel; it's a conversation starter, a nod to relatable life quotes, and a stylish way to wear your snarky quote on your sleeve. Embrace the curb appeal humor and make a statement with \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-----  Product features\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-----  Care instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- No need to Iron\u003cbr\u003e- No need to Iron\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e----- Sizing and Colors\u003cbr\u003e-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-----  For Sales outside of the United States:\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003cbr\u003eProduct information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003cbr\u003eWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean","brand":"TickleStitch","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46640580591801,"sku":"14544438330970638302","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":46640580624569,"sku":"48596142014735190651","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 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