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It's a relatable adult tee that combines spooky humor with real talk, making it a unique gag gift apparel or a staple for your funny casual wear collection. This popular saying shirt is a trending phrase tee that embodies ironic and black humor, perfect for anyone who loves a snarky tee with a clever observation. A truly amusing apparel piece for those who find humor in the everyday, making it a great funny birthday shirt or just a \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-----  Product features\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished look\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for sustainability\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-----  Care instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- No need to Iron\u003cbr\u003e- No need to Iron\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e----- Sizing and Colors\u003cbr\u003e-Our Items are designed in unisex sizing. Do note that it may be a looser fit for women. Please refer to the provided images for detailed measurements and colors. Get that measuring tape out!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-----  For Sales outside of the United States:\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003cbr\u003eProduct information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003cbr\u003eWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean","brand":"TickleStitch","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":47295217369273,"sku":"14181180833257060460","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":47295217402041,"sku":"20139805963078663653","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 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