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Show off your clever wordplay and deadpan humor with this comfortable, conversation-starting top, perfect for casual wear, grocery runs, or just lounging around. This humorous food apparel is more than just a shirt; it's a statement about modern life and expensive taste, blending popular culture with a relatable adult sentiment. 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Get that measuring tape out!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-----  For Sales outside of the United States:\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003cbr\u003eProduct information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003cbr\u003eWarnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean","brand":"TickleStitch","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":47294783717561,"sku":"32421750083136264034","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":47294783750329,"sku":"84230918862502633746","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 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